Hello and welcome to the official spin-off of "Proof stupid people exist" called "Proof we're all going to Hell (if it exists)". This entry does not neccesarily consist of stupid people. I can't call them stupid because I was laughing so hard I couldn't get the word out.

Exhibit A: A nun crashed her tractor into a car outside her church. The nun was drunk on wine and attempted to drive her tractor down the road. She swerved and I imagine slowly plowed into a car outisde the building. The cops stated she "was in no fit state to take a breathalyzer test" Thats pretty bad if you're so drunk you can't even blow into a tube. I see the headlines now..."Drunk Nun Gets DUI on John Deere" or "When Nuns Go WILD!!" Some sort of deity has to be up there groaning and holding his head in dismay after this happened.

Exhibit B: In a nursing home in Flordia (duh, where else?) the tenants of the home were enjoying a lunch at thier very own salad bar. I don't know any names (nor would I use them) so I will refer by age. A 62 year old was picking thru the lettuce, deciding which pieces he wanted. An 83 year old told 62 to "stop fondling the lettuce ya child molester" or something to that effect. Whatever was said, 62 punched out 83! A 78 year old ran over to stop the fight, and 62 bit 78! 62's mom ran to help his son, and she got knocked out too! I presume by 83. The rest of the patrons scuffled out of the cafeteria as fast as thier walkers and wheelchairs would let them, and the fight was broken up by the home's staff.