Stupid person #1: A performance artist's gig was to lie down on the stage and have her bra cut off by a guy wielding a chainsaw. I have NO idea what she was trying to say with the piece, but then neither do most people about the Mona Lisa. Boobs are Boobs in my book. However, during one said presentation the artist flinched. Yup. Chainsaw hacked up her boob pretty bad. Last heard she was recovering and was doing fine. She was quoted as saying "this was the worst experience of my life". I could imagine so, but considering her previous employment? What was it, I hear you cry? She was a porn star in germany that involved getting...um..."poo'ed" on. Thats kinda rates as worse than getting cut up in my book, but to each thier own as I say.
Stupid Person #2: A father and his family were watching thier child play in a school basketball game. There were 2 referees in the game. Know where this is headed yet? No? Read on, it gets better. The kid's team lost, not because of lack of effort on the kids part, or anyoe elses, or even the referee. They just lost, plain and simple. Well, time to load up the team and tell them "We'll do better next time", right? Not to "Dad". He charges one of the ref's and attacked him. Not with a sucker punch or anything though. The father BIT the ref. Why the hell would you bite someone? Be a man and punch the guy if you're that pissed about it. I'm not saying hitting the ref would be better in this case, but at least save the kid some grief at school. Now he has to be known as the kid who's dad bit the ref. Actually no, I have that wrong. The dad bit BOTH ref's. One on the hand, the other on the head. I really don't know how you bite a head, but again, if you're gonna attack a ref, be a man and punch him! Whats next? Hair pulling and cat fighting? Mud wrestling? Ick.
Stupid Person #3: Actully this should be called "Stupid PEOPLES 3". I'm sure you all know about Mel Gibson's movie, "The Passion of Christ". I personally have no interest in seeing this movie. Not because of my own religious beliefs, but just because its basically a 2-hour gore and tourture fest. No interest whatsoever. Anyway, there is a theater in Georgia that was showing this movie. As some of you may know, Georgia is part of America's "Bible belt" There are a lot of religious people in that section. This particular theater identifies it's movies with an numeric code on each ticket. Each movie has it's own number. It's just how they keep track of what they have had there and what they have not yet showed. In an ironic twist, or maybe a Deity's warped sense of humor, the ID number for "The Passion of Christ" was 666. If you're not aware of the irony, I will explain. It is stated in the Bible that the number 666 is the "number of the beast" or the Devil's number. Many movie patron's were shocked, scared, offended, etc. A few asked for passes in replacement of thier ticket so they wouldn't have to have the number in thier pocket as they watched the movie. What a punch of supersticious hoo-yees. Its a coincidence. Its just a number. It just happened to be the 666th movie they had showed in the theater. Spooky coincidence? Yes, but get over it or go to another theater.
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