Entry: Stupids Part 3 (Dear Lord make it STOP!!!!) Feb 9, 2004



Obviously the stiupid people masses aren't paying attention. Why you ask? Because if they were, I wouldn't need to have "Proof stupid people exist part III" Crikey. Gonna end up with my own special on FOX, right after "When Iguanas Attack!". Here's my latest proof that this species is doomed. Caroline and I just got out of the Subway for dinner, but she needed to go back inside for the restroom. It was kinda nice out, so I said I'd wait outside. Less than 2 minutes later, a minivan pulls up alongside the curb in front of me, and a woman gets out and goes into the Subway. I think nothing of it, except for the fact that she leaves the vehicle running with at least 3 kids (that i could see from my vantage point) still inside. Young ones at that. You know, the kind that when left alone will push every button and flip every lever they see? Yeah. THAT breed... Anyway, the lady, whom I'll call "mom", appears to get in line at the Subway with at least 4 people already waiting. In the amount of time that she was gone, I could have asked one of the kids to roll down thier window so I could ask for the time, grabbed the lock on the door to unlock it, taken the kids hostage and driven away. Luckilly for that parent, I'm a member of Justice, so I stood watch over the minian to make sure no one came and took the kids/minivan. But what if I hadn't been a member of Justice? What if this baby face was just a mask hiding cruel inner thoughts of torture and peril? Another note that would of made the vehicle irrestible to your standard kidnapper? At least 2 of the kids were young girls. I'm not being a sicko or anything. Think about it. Most of you kidnappings involve female victims because the majority of kidnappers/rapists/criminals are male. It was an EXTREMLY easy target. In fact, I think the reason no one tried to take the car was because i WAS there. Had I not, that mom probably never would have seen her kids again. You're lucky "mom", although I use the term mom loosely if you like to leave your kids alone in a running vehicle. I'm happy to report that I did see the minivan drive away with all kids inside, intact and the vehicle with its correct owner. But what about next time? I'm not Superman. I can't be everywhere. And when me or another member of Justice isn't there is when horror will most likely strike. Don't leave your kids in a running vehicle, even if you'll "only be gone for a minute". Thats all the time a snake needs to strike. Somehow we evolved into creatures with brains. How come a lot of people just don't use them?

   2 comments

Mateo
February 11, 2004   09:35 PM PST
 
Agreed, it should be like a leper colony, stupidity can be highly contagious.
Jamie
February 10, 2004   08:28 PM PST
 
People like that make me sick. I am the oldest of 5 younger sisters. I dispise people who just leave their kids in the seats. What about that girl they just found killed? Don't people think about this? >.<


~~Jamie~~
Who thinks all dumb people need to have their old island

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