Like we need any MORE proof, but I found this funny. I was drinking water out of an old Aquafina bottle I was re-using, and the label had this promotion on it about "send in 20 T-shirt points and get an Aquafina T-shirt!" I looked at the point on the bottle, it was on the label and marked to be cut out. But here's whats funny. The point said "Cut here when empty". It actually had to say "Hey! I'm full of water! if you cut me out now, I'm gonna leak all over you!" C'mon people! When did we have to be told every little thing? It's like those little airplane nut snacks. It says on it "Open bag. Eat Nuts" and "Caution! Contains nuts!" Oy.
I also wanted my voice to be heard on a different issue. For those of you who didn't see the Super Bowl Halftime show with Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake was dancing with her and was supposed to rip off a top layer on something she was wearing. Janet had it rigged so her whole cup came off, exposdig her boob for all the world to see. The NFL was outraged, CBS was slapped with FCC fines, and Janet is being scrutinized by all. You know what people? RELAX!!! It's a freaking boob! All women have them! You act like some offended alien visting the planet. What I don't get is there's this big hoopla over a freaking boob, and yet Tony Soprano can have a guy hacked into pieces and buried, while no one blinks an eye. Europe is the exact opposite. They have no problem with the nakedness/sex/boobies, but call us animals for the violence we show on TV. I think I'll go live in London. I'm fine with sex and violence, I don't see the big deal over a freakin boob shot. I don't exactly enjoy a bloody hack n slash movie, or that one episode of Carnivale where some woman was getting raped. (awful!) But one boob falls out of place and its like World War 3! Gimmie a break! So I leave you know with my own verse on the subject. "By Tifa's Great Boobs!!"