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Mar 7, 2004

Proof Stupid People Exist and That They are an Endangerment to Members of my Family

This entry involves something that happened to someone related to me. However, in a ongoing quest of Anonominity...Anonomouness...keeping people's names out of it, the names of the people have been changed to protect the innocent. The related party, whom I shall call "Zeke" was asked by a recently new employee for a ride home. We shall call this employee "Kent" and it is Kent who is the stupid person of the day. Zeke and his friend "Stone" had picked up Kent and were driving home when a police crusier flashed his lights and Zeke to pulled over. Zeke was not worried about the officer finding anything, and he told his passengers as such. The officer approached and asked for license and registration, which were promptly handed over. The reason Zeke had been stopped was due to a burned out light which illuminated the license plate. Not a problem, just needs to be fixed. The officer thought something was amiss and asked if he could have a drug dog sniff the car. Again, Zeke had no issues with this, as he swore him and his friend were clean. He did mention however that he didn't know much about Kent. To Zeke, Kent was just a fellow employee he was giving a ride home to. The dog pointed to the back seat door. The officers asked Kent to come out of the car, but Kent was unable to respond, as he was busy stuffing his face with Marajuana to hide it from the cops. The officers handcuffed all 3 people, and had an ambulance come for Kent as he had ingested a LOT of MJ. The other 2 were released after it was all taken care of. Now that you have the story, here's my thoughts.

Kent had just been released from prison, and Zeke knew that. Strike one. Kent had been in prison for drug related charges. Strike two. How do you not notice the guy in your backseat wolfing down a whole bag of a leafy green substance?!?! And Kent! Why the hell would you injest that much! Holy crap! It had to be a fair amount to get an ambulance. But you're there stuffing your face with it as the cops ask you to step out of the car! At that point, admit defeat and stop cramming your face with drugs. Thats gonna be a whole other charge now. Possession AND attempting to destroy evidence! And he just got out of prison for the same reason! Next time officers, just leave him in there and spare my family the hassle of dealing with idiots like this. And Zeke, if you know someone has had drug related offenses, chances are they'll do it again. Some people just never learn, and Kent is proof. On a completly different note, I would ask that everyone wish Stone good luck, as Zeke just saw him off. Stone has joined the Army. Do some good out there Stone, and come back alive.

Posted at 09:54 pm by RKnight718
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Mar 4, 2004

Proof we're all Going to Hell (If it exists)

Hello and welcome to the official spin-off of "Proof stupid people exist" called "Proof we're all going to Hell (if it exists)". This entry does not neccesarily consist of stupid people. I can't call them stupid because I was laughing so hard I couldn't get the word out.

Exhibit A: A nun crashed her tractor into a car outside her church. The nun was drunk on wine and attempted to drive her tractor down the road. She swerved and I imagine slowly plowed into a car outisde the building. The cops stated she "was in no fit state to take a breathalyzer test" Thats pretty bad if you're so drunk you can't even blow into a tube. I see the headlines now..."Drunk Nun Gets DUI on John Deere" or "When Nuns Go WILD!!" Some sort of deity has to be up there groaning and holding his head in dismay after this happened.

Exhibit B: In a nursing home in Flordia (duh, where else?) the tenants of the home were enjoying a lunch at thier very own salad bar. I don't know any names (nor would I use them) so I will refer by age. A 62 year old was picking thru the lettuce, deciding which pieces he wanted. An 83 year old told 62 to "stop fondling the lettuce ya child molester" or something to that effect. Whatever was said, 62 punched out 83! A 78 year old ran over to stop the fight, and 62 bit 78! 62's mom ran to help his son, and she got knocked out too! I presume by 83. The rest of the patrons scuffled out of the cafeteria as fast as thier walkers and wheelchairs would let them, and the fight was broken up by the home's staff.

Drunk nuns driving tractors and senior citizens fighting at a salad bar? We are all SOOOOOO doomed.

Posted at 07:53 pm by RKnight718
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Mar 1, 2004

Chainsaws, Biting, and......the Anti-Christ?

Welcome back everyone for another edition of "Proof Stupid People Exist"! I've kinda lost count as to which one this should be (yes, I know I could just look at my previous entry, but I'm tired of numbering them, ok?) Anyway this one, as the title suggests, covers some very interesting subjects. Let's tackle them in order shall we?

Stupid person #1: A performance artist's gig was to lie down on the stage and have her bra cut off by a guy wielding a chainsaw. I have NO idea what she was trying to say with the piece, but then neither do most people about the Mona Lisa. Boobs are Boobs in my book. However, during one said presentation the artist flinched. Yup. Chainsaw hacked up her boob pretty bad. Last heard she was recovering and was doing fine. She was quoted as saying "this was the worst experience of my life". I could imagine so, but considering her previous employment? What was it, I hear you cry? She was a porn star in germany that involved getting...um..."poo'ed" on. Thats kinda rates as worse than getting cut up in my book, but to each thier own as I say.

Stupid Person #2: A father and his family were watching thier child play in a school basketball game. There were 2 referees in the game. Know where this is headed yet? No? Read on, it gets better. The kid's team lost, not because of lack of effort on the kids part, or anyoe elses, or even the referee. They just lost, plain and simple. Well, time to load up the team and tell them "We'll do better next time", right? Not to "Dad". He charges one of the ref's and attacked him. Not with a sucker punch or anything though. The father BIT the ref. Why the hell would you bite someone? Be a man and punch the guy if you're that pissed about it. I'm not saying hitting the ref would be better in this case, but at least save the kid some grief at school. Now he has to be known as the kid who's dad bit the ref. Actually no, I have that wrong. The dad bit BOTH ref's. One on the hand, the other on the head. I really don't know how you bite a head, but again, if you're gonna attack a ref, be a man and punch him! Whats next? Hair pulling and cat fighting? Mud wrestling? Ick.

Stupid Person #3: Actully this should be called "Stupid PEOPLES 3". I'm sure you all know about Mel Gibson's movie, "The Passion of Christ". I personally have no interest in seeing this movie. Not because of my own religious beliefs, but just because its basically a 2-hour gore and tourture fest. No interest whatsoever. Anyway, there is a theater in Georgia that was showing this movie. As some of you may know, Georgia is part of America's "Bible belt" There are a lot of religious people in that section. This particular theater identifies it's movies with an numeric code on each ticket. Each movie has it's own number. It's just how they keep track of what they have had there and what they have not yet showed. In an ironic twist, or maybe a Deity's warped sense of humor, the ID number for "The Passion of Christ" was 666. If you're not aware of the irony, I will explain. It is stated in the Bible that the number 666 is the "number of the beast" or the Devil's number. Many movie patron's were shocked, scared, offended, etc. A few asked for passes in replacement of thier ticket so they wouldn't have to have the number in thier pocket as they watched the movie. What a punch of supersticious hoo-yees. Its a coincidence. Its just a number. It just happened to be the 666th movie they had showed in the theater. Spooky coincidence? Yes, but get over it or go to another theater.

If you've read this far, you've undoubtly noticed my new music for my blog. Hope you enjoy it, Its on a continous loop. BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Elsetime!

Posted at 07:21 pm by RKnight718
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Feb 25, 2004

Very Busy in this Realm of Crazyness

What a weekend. I know it's seemed like ages since I updated, and for that I apologize. What a sec. No I don't. You all are my slaves under my power! You will check my blog daily! And twice on Sunday! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! (ahem) Anyway, big weekend! Our friend from Tenneesee came down for a little "working vacation" (Hi Steve!!) He's making his own pen and paper RPG. So far, hes already got 55 pages of spells. 55 pages! Imagine the destruction....I don't want to give away too many details, seeing as how its not even copyrighted yet, but as soon as its secure from plagurism thieves I'll let you know all about it. He's been ruinning betas at his place every saturday and from what I've heard its been very successful. Woot to Steve! P.S. to steve: Loving the stuff you let me borrow.
Apart from that, its been the typical grind for us here. I do want to send a special Happy Birthday Wish to Kitty a.k.a Lenalia. I promise the gift is on its way by the time you're reading this. Dunno when it'll get there, but it's coming! Lets see...other worthless crap to blog about to my hordes (6 or 7?) of mindless blog slaves....I'm growing my hair out long! I've usually had it short and handsome looking, but i want your typical RPG hero kinda look. Not doing too bad so far. If I can just get it to stop flaring out where it hits my ears. I don't know how you girls handle this stuff. Now if I can convince Caroline to let me try dying it...(yeah right. I'll let you know how that goes.)
Should have some girl scout cookies tomorrow. Yumness. Also trying to get my hands on Champions of Norrath. Supposed to be a very good Everquesty version of Baulders Gate Dark Alliance. I mean, its made by the same group, so it has to be good, right? Right? Lemme know if any of you have tried it out. RPG Maker 2 is on "indefinite hiatus" while I think of a good idea (and learn scripts.) I do however have TONS of ideas for AMV's (Anime Music Videos) and now I have the program in which to make them! Ha Ha! (triumphant laugh) Have ideas for fun ones, powerful ones, sad ones, etc. However, first I must get the program installed. One step at a time. Anyway, thats all I have for you peeps right now. I do have some "stupid people" material, but I don't feel like writing it right now. I will however tell you it involves a chainsaw and performace artist, as well as another one of those stories about parents taking on school officials/coaches at thier own kid's games. Oy.

Posted at 11:17 pm by RKnight718
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Feb 19, 2004

Bleh

Don't feel like writing much, but felt i needed an update. So....POOF! Update! (dang it my speels never work...)

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Feb 14, 2004

Stupid People 5: Now I'm Pissed...

The past few entries of "Proof Stupid People Exist" have had me taking delight in other people's stupidness. Yes I said "stupidness" like a Bush now get over it. A large percentage of the last entries resulted in head slapping and moaning, but this entry really gets me fired up. Tonight's dreadful entry made even me want to start lopping heads off. Be warned, This is a very sensitive subject to me and there will be more uncensored language than in previous entries. You have been warned...

A woman, who shall henceforth be known as "Jane" for this entry to protect the names of the innocents/victims, was sexually assaulted. She went to her doctor and was given a perscription for an emergency contraceptive. Those kind of drugs are usually reserved for sexual assault victims to prevent an unwanted/dangerous pregnancy. She went to the pharmacy to have the perscription filled. The 2 pharmacists there at the time REFUSED to fill the perscription. Why? Because of thier OWN religious beliefs. Not that of Jane's or even the companys, but THEIR OWN!!! Who the fuck are you to tell a rape victim she can't have a drug a DOCTOR perscribed because of what YOU fucking believe?!? You're a pharmacist! It's your JOB to fill out perscriptions, regardless of what they may be for! If you were questioning it, you should of called the doctor to make sure it was right. Don't you know what a perscription is? It's an ORDER. A FUCKING DOCTOR'S ORDER! And you are expected to follow it as if it were given by a military commander, a police officer or even a judge! It didn't happen to you, you didn't get raped, FILL THE GODDAMN ORDER! Thankfully, the assholes were fired and Jane got her medecine. And if they were'nt getting public stoned already, they are suing the company for wrongful terminiation. YOU REFUSED TO FILL A PERSCRIPTION YOU FUCKS! YOU REFUSED TO DO YOUR JOB! OF COURSE YOU'RE GONNA GET FIRED! I don't care what fucking religion or beliefs you follow. Your job comes before your own personal interests and beliefs. These two fucks deserve to be shot . Or better yet, send them to prision and let them be the cell block bitch for a month. THEN let's hear them bitch. Yeah right, they will either be too sore to talk or be dead anyway because the harshest system of justice is prison justice. Even murderers look down on people like this. Holy Fuck. Someone hit these fucks with a car.

Posted at 11:41 pm by RKnight718
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Feb 11, 2004

Proof Stupid People Exist, Part 4!

Today on "Proof Stupid People Exist", we have 3, count em, 3 lucky guests! The first is a chainsaw coming all the way from Sweden. It bears the traditional warning label as do most chainsaws, but this particular chainsaw caters to the stupid! Read with me, aloud if you like. "Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals". As if someone actually would attempt to stop a running chainsaw with thier neither regions! Oh Ho thats hysterical! And Stupid! You know, there ARE alternate methods of stopping such a device. LIKE CUTTING THE FREAKIN POWER?!?!?! I mean, how did you turn it on in the first place? Just do that in reverse! Oy.
Our next guest is a girl who please ask that we keep her anonominity intact. So we'll call her "Jane". Jane is brilliant. The people who actually bought Jane's services are stupid. EBay is a wonderful tool for selling and buying things at any price from anyone without having to go thru the middle men of most major department stores. Jane put a very interesting object up for bid. Herself. Thats right, for the person with the winning bid, Jane would be your official girlfriend for a whole month! She would send you pictures, perfumed letters, objects proving you were going out with Jane, etc. This is so you could show your parents that you're not a COMPLETE loser! "Look ma! I got a girlfriend!" But wait, a question from the audience.....What happens after the week is up? Excellent question! For a small fee, the relationship would continue for as many months as you pay! I'm not sure if she would actually meet up with the buyer, I guess if they were close enough she would. But you know what Loser? If you're that hard up for a girlfriend that you're gonna buy her, you might as well spend the money on a hooker and get some decent action out of it. Jane made some excellent money out of this until EBay decided it was inappropriate. Duh?
Our final guest is another woman from the local mass transit system around here. She was in the subway waiting for a train when she lost control of her cell phone and dropped it onto the tracks. Now most people would consider it a lost cause, or at least get the transit authorities to fetch it for you. But no! This woman jumped right into the track pit to retrieve her precious cell phone, and retrieve it she did! Too bad she decided it was more precious than her life. Thats right. Sadly, she was not able to get back out of the track pit before a train came. Yup. Squish. I hate to call the recently and grusomely deceased stupid, but she went after a cell phone! There are better things in life than a cell phone! LIKE YOUR LIFE! Sheesh.
Well, thats our show! Be sure to tune in next time for more stupid people, and more proof of thier existence! (like we need it, but it's fun to point and laugh) Till Next Time!

Posted at 09:58 pm by RKnight718
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Feb 9, 2004

Stupids Part 3 (Dear Lord make it STOP!!!!)

Obviously the stiupid people masses aren't paying attention. Why you ask? Because if they were, I wouldn't need to have "Proof stupid people exist part III" Crikey. Gonna end up with my own special on FOX, right after "When Iguanas Attack!". Here's my latest proof that this species is doomed. Caroline and I just got out of the Subway for dinner, but she needed to go back inside for the restroom. It was kinda nice out, so I said I'd wait outside. Less than 2 minutes later, a minivan pulls up alongside the curb in front of me, and a woman gets out and goes into the Subway. I think nothing of it, except for the fact that she leaves the vehicle running with at least 3 kids (that i could see from my vantage point) still inside. Young ones at that. You know, the kind that when left alone will push every button and flip every lever they see? Yeah. THAT breed... Anyway, the lady, whom I'll call "mom", appears to get in line at the Subway with at least 4 people already waiting. In the amount of time that she was gone, I could have asked one of the kids to roll down thier window so I could ask for the time, grabbed the lock on the door to unlock it, taken the kids hostage and driven away. Luckilly for that parent, I'm a member of Justice, so I stood watch over the minian to make sure no one came and took the kids/minivan. But what if I hadn't been a member of Justice? What if this baby face was just a mask hiding cruel inner thoughts of torture and peril? Another note that would of made the vehicle irrestible to your standard kidnapper? At least 2 of the kids were young girls. I'm not being a sicko or anything. Think about it. Most of you kidnappings involve female victims because the majority of kidnappers/rapists/criminals are male. It was an EXTREMLY easy target. In fact, I think the reason no one tried to take the car was because i WAS there. Had I not, that mom probably never would have seen her kids again. You're lucky "mom", although I use the term mom loosely if you like to leave your kids alone in a running vehicle. I'm happy to report that I did see the minivan drive away with all kids inside, intact and the vehicle with its correct owner. But what about next time? I'm not Superman. I can't be everywhere. And when me or another member of Justice isn't there is when horror will most likely strike. Don't leave your kids in a running vehicle, even if you'll "only be gone for a minute". Thats all the time a snake needs to strike. Somehow we evolved into creatures with brains. How come a lot of people just don't use them?

Posted at 08:24 pm by RKnight718
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Feb 7, 2004

Stupid People Part Deux

By Tifa's Great Boobs! Somebody shoot me! More stupid people on the loose! Run for your lives! (deep breath) Ok, I think i'll be all right now. Panic attack. OK. This "Proof Stupid People Exist" entry regards a woman who filed a lawsuit against a weight loss company. I think the name of the company was Fen-Fen or something. Anyway, the woman used the product and i'm guessing it failed or screwed her up somehow, cuz she filed a lawsuit and won 1.someodd million. Seems legitimate enough right? Someone screws us over, we want compensation right? I would of taken that million and bought who knows what. Heres the stupid part. The woman comes back to court or the company (dunno which) and had decided that 1.someodd million was an incorrect amount. I know what you're thinking. "She gonna ask for more, she descovered a new mole on her body or something and wants another million." Wrong. She actually decided that the cost of her damages was only half of what she won, and gave the company half of that million she won BACK! HOLY CRAP! It was like $580,000 or something, and she decided that what she had won was too much, and gave half back. I...I don't understand this. Does not compute. Bad command or file name. File not found. Hard disk not found. HOW DO YOU GIVE BACK HALF A MILLION THAT YOU WON IN YOUR OWN DAMN COURT TRIAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? People are starving and homeless all over the world, (and then there's me, with 2 tons of debt I owe in bills) and you give the money back to the corporation the inflicted damage on you with thier product in the first place? *brain explodes* GARGHGHSGAHGSFJVHDGY!!! If she had given the money to charity or something, at least she would'nt be seen as a complete moron. This...This is just....BLARG!!! THERE ARE KIDS DYING FROM CANCER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA GIVE IT BACK? (where's a good dragon when you need one? Mmmmm....crispy morons.....) Ugh. Ok, I feel better now. Just needed to rant. Holy crap people are stupid...

Posted at 11:13 am by RKnight718
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Feb 5, 2004

Proof that people are idiots, and that the world caters to them

Like we need any MORE proof, but I found this funny. I was drinking water out of an old Aquafina bottle I was re-using, and the label had this promotion on it about "send in 20 T-shirt points and get an Aquafina T-shirt!" I looked at the point on the bottle, it was on the label and marked to be cut out. But here's whats funny. The point said "Cut here when empty". It actually had to say "Hey! I'm full of water! if you cut me out now, I'm gonna leak all over you!" C'mon people! When did we have to be told every little thing? It's like those little airplane nut snacks. It says on it "Open bag. Eat Nuts" and "Caution! Contains nuts!" Oy.
I also wanted my voice to be heard on a different issue. For those of you who didn't see the Super Bowl Halftime show with Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake was dancing with her and was supposed to rip off a top layer on something she was wearing. Janet had it rigged so her whole cup came off, exposdig her boob for all the world to see. The NFL was outraged, CBS was slapped with FCC fines, and Janet is being scrutinized by all. You know what people? RELAX!!! It's a freaking boob! All women have them! You act like some offended alien visting the planet. What I don't get is there's this big hoopla over a freaking boob, and yet Tony Soprano can have a guy hacked into pieces and buried, while no one blinks an eye. Europe is the exact opposite. They have no problem with the nakedness/sex/boobies, but call us animals for the violence we show on TV. I think I'll go live in London. I'm fine with sex and violence, I don't see the big deal over a freakin boob shot. I don't exactly enjoy a bloody hack n slash movie, or that one episode of Carnivale where some woman was getting raped. (awful!) But one boob falls out of place and its like World War 3! Gimmie a break! So I leave you know with my own verse on the subject. "By Tifa's Great Boobs!!"

Posted at 08:30 pm by RKnight718
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